Doobellaugtsy

Doobellaugtsy is the greatest player on the Alphacraft Server. A living legend, Doobell's name strikes fear and wonder into anyone who hears it. Because I am too lazy to continue in this format, here is a list of his accomplishments:


 * Forged in the heart of a dying star, His left testicle became the seed on which this server sprung forth from.
 * While the rest of the server had only just discovered eating tree bark, he had killed the ender dragon for the 25th time.
 * Within 10 days he had accumulated more wealth then every single other player combined, but then decided working wasn't worth his time and stopped.
 * He both invented and burned down the first villager orphanage on the server.
 * He once harassed the admin of Alphacraft for 5 straight months about server modifications.
 * His skin violates the Geneva Conventions.
 * The NSA has an entire wing of their building to monitor his activities.
 * At a strong 2 inches, he has the largest penis on the server.
 * He built an arch once. it was pretty sweet.
 * I R O N I C A U T I S M
 * Knows far more about the allowed number of pubic hairs in fast food then anyone should know.
 * He is not actually gay but yet still identifies as a faggot.
 * Has an IQ of nearly 5
 * Hides the fact he is depressed with "I'm going to kill myself" jokes. haha.
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