Frankobake

Frankobake is a Player on AlphaCraft. He was most notorious for his "shop" on Season 1, where he sold hardened clay and spruce wood by the chestful. Of course, he only sold them, he never actually delivered the goods (a business strategy he found was highly profitable). Unfortunately, he contracted ACAHD (Autism Cancer and AIDS Hybrid Disorder) and as a result he now passes out sporadically and makes even shittier builds than usual. There is no known cure for this illness, but it is not known to be deadly, except to others.